holy shit there’s been a machete attack in Woolwich literally minutes ago, and apparently (according to the news) the, apparently islamic man who perpetrated the crime, still bloody handed, walked into the middle of the street where he had beheaded a soldier and said “I apologise that women had to witness that, but in our lands our women have to see the same thing.” “You people will never be safe. Remove your Government, they don’t care about you.”
- every teenager ever: oh my god i'm SO socially awkward
i dunno why people are getting so pissed off about David Karp selling tumblr like fuck i’d sell my entire family for 1.1 billion
- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
we should ahhhhh get naked?
I’m super excited cause in my gap year I might be able to get a job as a TA in a special needs school which would be amazing and I’d get paid to do it aaaaaaaah